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Shush i couldn’t think of a title shhhhhhhhhhhh

So i heard there were floods and rain and such. didnt get any of that here …
but we did have someone set their hedge on fire with a bbq. yep thats right apparently i live in idiot ville. as if i hadnt already come to that conclusion XD

so i have a burn on my beautiful face. was my own fault was too close to flying melted plastic. that kinda adds to “i live in idiot ville” huh ?

want my course to start noooooooooooooow kinda hate waiting . waiting is stupid. stupid waiting go home.

gig got postponed to the 29th … i think. something about double booking and something.
lets hope this one goes ahead. lots o great bands lined up. dunno about 1 as they fucked off when we were gnna play with them Christmas eve a couple years ago. lets hope they decide that they arnt premadonnas eh ?

dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuuur
im liking linkin parks newest album.

FUCK 3 months till my birthday ….. wtf im gnna be 23 wtf im getting old wtaf
i don’t wanna *throws toys out pram*

OH im also liking a song i found by watching all the way through the bionicle 4 credits. bye bye Babylon – cryoshell its surprisingly good, got some satisfying riffs.

ive discovered Avatar: Legend of Korra. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH its good K!

ALL THE ANIMES

i was gnna say all the animes i was watching have finished nut i had caps nd decided id just leave that there … DAVE !!!

AIR GUITAR SOLO

HAVE I EVER

i did it again …
lets try again
have i ever said i dislike talking on the phone to companies? No? well i dont so if all companies i have policies and shit with could just send some person to my house i can chat with i would be very grateful.

BUGS FUCKING BUGS I WILL DESTROY THEM WITHOUT MERCY. I WANT THEM DEAD. I WANT THEIR FAMILIES DEAD. DAVE SMASH.

breath

and now for something completely different.

The destiny Beta was epic… jus sayin’
WAAAAA IT WAS AMAZING IM GOING TO PLAY THE SHIT OUTTA THAT … when i can afford too … BUT AMAZING.

ok i think im done, i think.
so bye n shit.

Post Larmer Blues

As you can read .. i hope.
now im home from the Larmer tree festival i have no clue what to do.
Typing is even taking a stupid amount of effort XD
The festival was amazing lists of acts i saw/caught part of:
Sir Tom Jones (awesome show),
We Used to Make things,
Mark Watson (yes the comedian),
Dub Pistols,
Dreadzone (epic fucking show),
Public service announcement,
Frank Turner,
Gentleman’s Dub Club,
Tom Odell (unexpectedly Awesome)
Samsara,
Abandonman (yup more comedy),
Hunter & the bear.
i think that’s everything …..
think being the operative word there
i got so sun burnt I MEAN TANNED, im now no longer neon white well my arms and neck are a nice natural tan.
although the festival was mind blowingly awesome, its nice to be home and in my nice comfy bed and all my other comforts.
even if this place kinda sucks at times.
NEWS
gig, august 1st, sloop, 8 ish. be there or be forever haunted by angry tutting.
you heard me >.> >.< <..<
i only found out properly today i tried to ignore all obligations and such while i was on my holiday.
END OF NEWS

i think i have a cold … YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE THAT GAVE IT TO ME …..

i have been looking up those artists i liked from larmer and creating a playlist mmm they were all very good.

OH i met a nice couple at larmer for now we shall name them j and m they were awesome.

MEMORY IMPLOSION
since that happened i think i shall leave you to process this.
so bye n shit

Well thats unexpected

YOU CAN READ CANT YOU
This week i shall mostly be uncharacteristic … apparently.
Basically im talking to someone who i have hated for a long while.
they have apologized to me and i think they mean they really do/did feel bad.
and i have come to the conclusion i don’t want to be angry. its not healthy.
and other reasons
PRIVATE RAVE IN MY ROOM RIGHT NOW.
BAAAAAAAM bam bam bam bam bam bam
im listening to Genesis – Justice
but i was listening to m.j then stevie wonder and then KC and the sunshine band.
i felt like having an old music half hour
BUT NOW
BAAAAAAAAAAM bam bam bam etc. etc.
SO anyway ….
im posting today rather than wednesday cos fuck you and other assorted things like im gnna be at the larmer tree festival teehee
since last post apart from the thing previously discussed it has been kinda slow ….
apart from today i went with my buddy and sprayed some stuff chatted about stuff and rode to go eat kfc stuff
I LIKE MY MUSIC LOUD not so i can go deaf BUT TO BE OBNOXIOUS and cos it drowns out all the people that talk in my head and tell me to do things … bad things
so that escalated quickly ….
ON ANOTHER NOTE why do bands deviate from the song on a gig … thats just dicking around i wanna hear the fucking song GET ON WITH IT.
and now for something completely differant
can i write that? is that plagueur…urm… something ?
I DONT KNOW
i dont wanna know hmph.
im going to stay ignorant of the spelling of plague thing and what it means ^.^
ANYWAY
i need tea and a smoke so …
bye n shit.

WHAAAAA !?

so … WHAAAAAAA!?
SO URM caps lock off. n stuff. right things have happened. things that are making me happy 🙂 well temporarily give it about 2 weeks ill be like well ok cool.
mike birbiglia is a funny funny man …
OH NEWS. right.
GIG was awesome and weve been asked to do another.
I GOT ONTO A MOTORCYCLE MAINTENANCE AND REPAIR COURSE yay :3
i bought cards against humanity 🙂
LARMER TREE IS NEXT WEEK.
IM SO EXCITED :3 :3 :3
im hungry … not really kinda sorta i dunno.
HOW CAN I NOT KNOW.
so many animes arent coming out ontime WHY WHY WHY WHY NAAN BREAD
ok laughing so hard i cant type properly. BRAINING.
i need to do .. something …
i might go OH nope.
ima urm WHAT IS MY BRAIN DOING I HAVE THINGS TO SAY I THINK
right yes so. course, weymouth, looks great, excited, my friends doing the course too, its gnna be great. awesome. fun. yay :3
my friend just texted me something … differant. “My Chickens are wearing snorkels …” what am i meant to say to that. “oh yes great mine are in gimp suits.” ?
ok so i think thatll do for today i think.
so bye n shit.

some conclusions and apple pie.

so hi

some of this may be a lil boring but bear with it i promise apple pie.
as it says in the title. conclusions about myself aka the boring bit.

Conclusion 1: so im stuck in my past. I don’t judge the passing of time by ‘oh i was working here’ or ‘ i was this old’
i judge the passing of time by my mistakes and my ex’s for example this time last year i had been single for 5 months.

Conclusion 2: due to my previous experience with my ex ive come to hate relationships and ive found it incredibly hard to justify trying to put effort into ending this singleness because the effort back fired on me before why should it work this time? im not willing to put myself in that position again as I’m only going to get hurt again. (i hate that btw)

Conclusion 3: Due to poor treatment in previous jobs i find it hard to get the energy to apply and when i do i feel awful. doesn’t stop me from applying but i feel worse off than i did in the first place.

OK DONE WITH THAT. im still working on how to fix those and other conclusions. 

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT! check the video for that song its mental.
so is the song ……… so stupid its addictive XD

SO some people may remember i used to eat a fuck ton of those mini apple pies you get from tescos well turns out i still love em :3

ive eaten so many o the bastards

RIGHT NEWSY TYPE STUFF

ive applied for a motorcycle repair and maintenance course at weymouth college.
FUCKING GIG is at the sloop this Friday and sound the siren (my band) is playing at 8 …. i think. dont hold me to that im ust the bassist. あなたのアップルパイ. 私はあなたに言わなかった？
i feel so wrong doing the right thing do be do be doo

that wasn’t news btw that was urm my singing in my head spilling onto the keyboard that took so much concentration too much awesome music. 私はあなたに言わなかった？

ive been told my punctuation needs work . BAH i follow the Dave dictionary and thesaurus, punctuation is subject to memory.

and if you feel like youve been cheated of you apple pie look back. try Google translate

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT !? THAT RIGHT THERE is your youtube homework.

so bye n shit.